Younger Siblings Pillows

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

"You're why we can't have nice things."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"It's called, 'Goth'."