Younger Siblings Gifts

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

"You're why we can't have nice things."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"First snowman?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'