Younger Brother Gifts

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"When I was your age I had to carry a backpack that weighed a ton. You only have to carry a flash drive."

'My brother bites.'

Small boy blowing a party blower.

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

Zorro as a child.

Timpani.

Rate My Santa.com

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Go ahead, make my BED.' Clint Eastwood: Older brother.

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

'I have an older brother too, so I know what it's like to be in middle-management.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

I love my brother!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Phone Bumper

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

"Baldo, I bought you a school notebook! If you ask me, it is soooo cool!"

"Gracie, there's nothing wrong with being the baby of the family. This says last-born children are charming, creative, outgoing...and manipulative."

"There's only one thing that kept me from finishing my homework last night. I never started it."

'It kind of sneaks up on you, little brother. One day you turn around and the grownups don't think you're cute anymore.'

'Because there are things that men are better off not knowing -- that's why you shouldn't read your sister's diary.'

Dear Diary, I'm moments away from shoveing a pen into my little brother's eye...

'You've got it easy. All you have to do is to try to go to the bathroom outside your pants.'

Bell ringer.

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'My little brother can't talk yet - He isn't even on MySpace.'

'Steven, think back to when you were 9 and tell me how you felt when your big brother intentionally stepped on your face to get to the upper bunk.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'