Younger Brother Gifts

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"When I was your age I had to carry a backpack that weighed a ton. You only have to carry a flash drive."

'My brother bites.'

Small boy blowing a party blower.

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

Timpani.

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'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

'I have an older brother too, so I know what it's like to be in middle-management.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

I love my brother!

'You've got it easy. All you have to do is to try to go to the bathroom outside your pants.'

Dear Diary, I'm moments away from shoveing a pen into my little brother's eye...

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

Bell ringer.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Because there are things that men are better off not knowing -- that's why you shouldn't read your sister's diary.'

'It kind of sneaks up on you, little brother. One day you turn around and the grownups don't think you're cute anymore.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Simon stayed awake to meet the tooth fairy – who he'd been lead to believe was much more attractive.

"I fear he's losing all sense of muscle memory."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Gracie, there's nothing wrong with being the baby of the family. This says last-born children are charming, creative, outgoing...and manipulative."

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

"There's only one thing that kept me from finishing my homework last night. I never started it."

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