Young Siblings Gifts

Snowman

Early Learning Centre

Monkey in the Zoo.

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Recess does things to a man."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'