Adolescent Siblings Gifts

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"First snowman?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'