Adolescent Siblings T-Shirts

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."