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Intermediate Slouching.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."