Becoming A Sibling T-Shirts

"I hope you kept the box it came in."

'I was going to ask my parents for a baby brother but I sure won't now.'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

Swinging on the Chandelier

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'

'Brings back childhood memories, doesn't it?'

"Can we take him back and have him supersized?"

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

'He was brought by the stork.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Reflected Glory

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

23rd Responder

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Toys

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"