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'Someday, all this will be yours.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At the Museum

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Little doctor.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Recess does things to a man."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Timpani.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."