Adjusting To Becoming A Big Brother T-Shirts

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Little doctor.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Changes at home

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Toys

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Swinging on the Chandelier

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Reflected Glory

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'