Adjusting To Becoming A Big Brother Gifts

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Little doctor.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Changes at home

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Toys

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Swinging on the Chandelier

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Reflected Glory

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'