Becoming A Big Sibling Gifts

Recycling

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

At the Museum

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Child driving a toy car

Little doctor.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Changes at home

Snowman

The Charge of the Kids

Toys

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'