Becoming A Big Sibling Pillows

Recycling

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

At the Museum

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Child driving a toy car

Little doctor.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Changes at home

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Snowman

The Charge of the Kids