Becoming A Big Sister Pillows

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Proper little princess.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

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'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Little doctor.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Fitness Programme for babies

Changes at home

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

How's the new one?

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Toys

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Swinging on the Chandelier

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Reflected Glory