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'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Proper little princess.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

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'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Little doctor.

Fitness Programme for babies

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Changes at home

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Toys

How's the new one?

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

Swinging on the Chandelier

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'