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Little doctor.

To my future King.

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

Looking Forward.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

A man playing with a baby

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Changes at home

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Toys

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Two boys eating ice cream

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

Swinging on the Chandelier

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Reflected Glory

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'