Becoming A Little Brother Gifts

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At the Museum

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Little doctor.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Recess does things to a man."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Timpani.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."