Big Sister Gifts

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'

'Why complain? I wish I had a big sister who'd pass on all her gear to me!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Sis won't eat hard centres now I've hidden her gnashers!'

Skateboarding

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Because there are things that men are better off not knowing -- that's why you shouldn't read your sister's diary.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Well, I'm sure not going to be the first one out!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"You're why we can't have nice things."

'O.K. you win -take your big sister's dog walkies!'

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

Dear Diary, I'm moments away from shoveing a pen into my little brother's eye...

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"At home there's a big sister, me, a dog, cat, and goldfish. That's what we call the food chain."

'You can't use the pool when it's raining, silly - you'll get all wet.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

Reflected Glory

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'