Sisters Gifts

'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Yes,we're twins-but not identical!"

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"This is so much better than book club."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Five hours on a boat, in the rain, with no fish biting...the only thing snapping was me."

"We really should do this more often!"

"Slug bug...no hit backs!"

"What can I say: It's nice to get away from the kids once in a while..."

Fitness Programme for babies

How's the new one?

'Prejudices ready? Disbelief suspended? Here comes the rumour.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Caf� Scene

'Of course not. You're the baby.'

"Remember...the cigarette would rest elegantly in your finger, gliding towards the left corner of your mouth. Now we have to take a train to New Jersey to smoke!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Bronte sisters, a walk in the park: 'Are there any more at home like you?'

'How can women's mirrors reveal so much and men's mirrors reveal so little.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his first flu shot.

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Listen, you were only born a few minutes before us – Stop calling us your followers.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Chez Nous Menu

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

A quiet moment with Jan and Hannah Panelli, Siamese twins joined at the hair-do.

"Isn't it amazing- everybody has everybody's number and yet everything keeps going along."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"