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Changes at Home

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Child driving a toy car

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"First snowman?"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"