Arrival Of A New Sibling T-Shirts

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Windmill

"Technology is for babies!"

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Untidy bedroom

Reflected Glory

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Boy slides down handrail.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Freak Family.

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

Time for bed

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."