Adjusting To A New Sibling Mugs

Changes at Home

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Child driving a toy car

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"First snowman?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."