Little Brother T-Shirts

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

'Would you repeat that? . . . My little brother wasn't listening.'

High security Santa's grotto

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'It's worse than that -- my little brother ate my homework.'

'Yeah, little brother, cut and paste is great, but you miss out on the experience of eating the paste.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Imagination

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"Baldo, you're such a good listener! You're like the little brother I never had."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Big Brother

Pat My Dog $5

Skateboarding

The New Era. . .

Handstand

My little brother's a child of many moods, and judging from his appearance, also many flavors.