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Eight nights of excuses

Zumma Cum Laude

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"You can't plead cute."

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

"She was a rescue."

Cat Kung Fu

Learning Curve

'What took you so long?'

Days since last ice cream.

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch

"I'm serious about keeping my New Year's resolutions. In the past, my resolutions when in one year and out the other."

"I would have gone on a run."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

Lone Wolf

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Hanukkah tree

'Hey! Who left the television off?'

Way too General Practitioner

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"Oh, hell."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Live, laugh, love

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

The Map of the Human Heart

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"