Younger Sibling T-Shirts

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"Act your birth order!"

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Does this pen come in another font?

"'I'm checking my answers."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Highschool sign.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Santa Rebukes a Naughty Child

"She's always been a quick learner."

"There's no one to blame but myself. I wish I had a little brother."

'You're really going to be in a band?'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'Mischief? Mayhem? General shenanigans? It's never too early to consider one's legacy.'

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"...If at first you don't succeed there's always claiming your losses for a big tax write-off."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Relaxing in the pool

Disconnected from the world

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."