Younger Sister T-Shirts

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

"You think you know everything!"

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Trying cellos, too big!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Intermediate Slouching.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Look! I can imitate you!"

"See that tree over there? When I was your age, I could kick the ball over its top. Of course, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."

"Gracie, there's nothing wrong with being the baby of the family. This says last-born children are charming, creative, outgoing...and manipulative."

"Honest! Not only does my sister let Kenny kiss her like that. . . she said she actually likes it! Yecch!"

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

"Not getting a text every 12 seconds doesn't mean the entire internet has collapsed."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'So, it's equal.'

'Of course not. You're the baby.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'I'm gonna die.'

Girl not wanting to stand in her sister's shadow

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'