Younger Sibling Prints

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"Act your birth order!"

"'I'm checking my answers."

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Does this pen come in another font?

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Highschool sign.

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"Viola player coming through!"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"There's no one to blame but myself. I wish I had a little brother."

"...If at first you don't succeed there's always claiming your losses for a big tax write-off."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Relaxing in the pool

'You're really going to be in a band?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Santa Rebukes a Naughty Child

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Mischief? Mayhem? General shenanigans? It's never too early to consider one's legacy.'

'After the revolution' (small people get small schoolbags).