Teenage Sibling Prints

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"Before you take my phone away, can I tweet that you're taking my phone away?"

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

The breakfast of teens.

'But we're having a TEX-A-THON!'

So all of them, y'know, stood up, and y'know, walked to the door and y'know... Would you stop using that stupid bloody phrase!

'I've told you to stay away from the teenager beach!'

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

'I'm past the phase of being embarrassed by you, and I'd like to start bringing my friends around as soon as we do something about all this kitsch.'

'Young man, I don't like the look of that emoticon on your face!'

'Does this mean you're grounded?'

"Gracie! The next time you wanna come into my room...knock first! And then go away!"

"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Blind Spot

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

NBC unveils its new spin-off series: 'High School Fear Factor.'

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Personal Loans - "I need enough for popcorn or a movie."

Chippunks

"There! Maybe that will keep your little sister busy for awhile!"

"Well....y'know, like, Julian, like well he's sooo into, like, Mandy, like, well, like, and she put on, like, facebook, like, and twitter, like, y'know, like, how much, like, she loves Hugo..."

Biblical Egyptian teen thinks: 'I have a date Saturday night and ... oh, no - my first boil!'

Is it true you can get high licking some frog?

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

"I don't! I mean, I do! Not Bea, but Estella. Maybe. Unless she has a boyfriend."

Teen's Comet

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Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?