Becoming A Teenage Sibling Prints

Intermediate Slouching.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"First snowman?"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."