High School Sibling T-Shirts

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

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A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Polygamists' Picnic

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

The Charge of the Kids

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

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Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Teen's Comet