High School Sibling Pillows

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Polygamists' Picnic

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

The Charge of the Kids

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Fade to black...

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?