Young Siblings Mugs

Snowman

Early Learning Centre

Monkey in the Zoo.

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"First snowman?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'