Siblings With Young Children Mugs

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Collies Without Borders

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Childlike love

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."