Siblings With Young Children Pillows

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Collies Without Borders

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"First snowman?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."