Siblings With Children Pillows

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

At the Museum

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Collies Without Borders

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

The Charge of the Kids

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

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