Sibling Banter Enthusiast Mugs

Leaving Home.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

Sick Exhibitionist

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"I hope you kept the box it came in."

"There's no one to blame but myself. I wish I had a little brother."