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What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."