Sibling Banter Enthusiasts Mugs

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'