Traveling Parent Pillows

"What's the point of getting over jet lag if she won't?"

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

That's my daughter, Alayna

Mother CareBaby Gap

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Car Journey.

"He keeps touching me!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

Viva Las Vegas.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

Portable Homes

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'