Traveling With Kids Pillows

'Do I need to practice for the flight I'm going to scream on?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Are we there yet?'

Airport Security.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sparkling Water

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub