Traveling With Kids Prints

'Do I need to practice for the flight I'm going to scream on?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"First class, or with children?"

Desert Island Meals.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"