Baby Travel Takes Pillows

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Are we there yet?'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Portable Homes

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

Fallopian Tube

'I didn't do it! I didn't do it!'

Travelling with child

"Henry! Admit it, you're lost."

"We have a problem, we're unable to seat you with your children."

'She's in that phase before multi-tasking...multi-asking.'

'The cost of your flight went up because we now include gratuity for parties of seven or more.'

'Do I need to practice for the flight I'm going to scream on?'

Sperm Race, "First one there's a big cry baby!"