Baby Travel Takes Mugs

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Are we there yet?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

Portable Homes

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

Pre-Flight Check

Fallopian Tube

Travelling with child

'I didn't do it! I didn't do it!'

"Henry! Admit it, you're lost."

'She's in that phase before multi-tasking...multi-asking.'

"We have a problem, we're unable to seat you with your children."

'The cost of your flight went up because we now include gratuity for parties of seven or more.'

This is an early boarding call for passengers with special needs, young children, or a warped sense of entitlement.

'Do I need to practice for the flight I'm going to scream on?'

Sperm Race, "First one there's a big cry baby!"