Baby Passengers Pillows

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"His first out-of-body experience."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

A midwife holding a baby

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Resourceful toddler

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Mother Nature

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."