Baby Passengers Gifts

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"His first out-of-body experience."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A midwife holding a baby

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

31. 19. 55.7.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Mother Nature

Resourceful toddler

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."