Baby Chauffeur Gifts

"He's going to have the best of everything."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

A New Parents Book Cover Idea.

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

Dog with a dummy.

Other Peoples Babies.

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."