Baby Chauffeur Gifts

"He's going to have the best of everything."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Bird Bathrooms

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

A New Parents Book Cover Idea.

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

Other Peoples Babies.

Dog with a dummy.

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'