Parental Chauffeur Gifts

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'He's running away from home but he expects me to drive him.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Bird Bathrooms

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

Beg here. Pay here.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'