Parent Taxi Driver Gifts

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Jungle Taxi

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."