Family Driver Gifts

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Ah...here they are!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'God's speed.'