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"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Are we there yet?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'I mean...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Ah...here they are!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.