Baby Journeyer Gifts

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Preparing for a new arrival

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Bike Rides

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"I'm pregnant."

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"I wish you wouldn't repeat everything I shouldn't have said."

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

Bike Rides

Weeping an Ocean

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.